I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them????
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
Are you fighting Katniss? Are you here to fight with us?
I am. I will.
actual photo depiction of finals week at my school
This isn’t like Ash and Pikachu. How the fuck does he expect to catch him?
rest in fucking pieces
Jewelry by jerseymaids
I couldn’t care less if a character is a boy or girl, straight or queer, White Black, Mexican, or Asian so long as they can kick ass
"while it is always best to believe in one’s self, a little help from others can be a great blessing" -uncle iroh (thank you bryke, for everything)
the best youtube comment
total drama gets it
That’s because it’s Canadian
We do it right.